Well, Oprah was so happy with this idea the first time...

My name is [...] I am a recovering drug addict, I am close to finishing a book about my trip through the hell of a life filled with drugs and my emerging rebirth into recovery...

Apropos of nothing...

Does anyone else want to see Kyan from Queer Eye and Carmindy from What Not to Wear divinely explode in a Crest Whitening Strips fuelled love bomb?

An Idea (thought) for a Book (bound printed matter).

...This is a true story about a young man’s life. How he was raised in church from a young age, but later gave his life over to...becoming a user of his own supply, and a jailbird (person in and out of jail). But then he heard the voice of a message that was heard when he was a little boy and he knew there was a better life, and so he changed. A powerful book about how wrong (sin) can lead you to a road of pain.

Love means never having to wear a surgical mask.

Also, it's a little known fact that employees of the Calgary Police Service have special training in understanding that elusive and oft-misunderstood State of Human Beingness.


I am a civilian member of the Calgary Police Service and as such I have a rich and diverse background in regards to the condition of being a Human Being.
[My book] is a vision of life in a small, remote town in the years following a global plague. It is not so much a work of science fiction or fantasy as it is, ultimately, a love story.

Armeggedon, South Beach style

I wonder what tests exactly were performed to determine this...?

a Miami physician, attends a dinner with his wife and close friends. Although the doctor is a pessimist regarding the use of hypnotism, he unexpectedly volunteers to be hypnotized as part of the after-dinner entertainment. Something peculiar happens; a golden aura surrounds his comatose form, and he speaks in a strange language. After a second hypnotic session is conducted, the voice is determined to be that of Jesus....

I'd probably be too busy running away from pirates to answer this questionnaire.

What would you do if your parents were killed by pirates, and you discovered one was coming after you? What would you do if you found out that your father left you a ship with a massive treasure in its hull? What would you do if you found out the pirate was after that treasure?

What Would Jesus Do?

If there's one thing that maddens me more than them pagan towel-heads and murdered fetuses, it's an old, shaky, deaf, technophobic woman in a wheelchair who don't know how to properly conceal her weapon.


All across the nation, there is an explosion of people learning to carry concealed handguns for personal protection....This growing audience is hungry for new and creative information on carrying a concealed pistol for personal protection, esp those in tenuous circumstances, (such as women, the elderly, and the handicapped) since the basic information doesn’t meet their needs.

I am proposing a series of “how to” books to help satisfy this growing demand in the market. All books will include pictures, and detailed information on how to protect yourself....

Chap 1
Concealed Carry for Senior Citizens
Enjoying the Golden Years in Safety and Confidence
“travelling with a concealed pistol poses unique challenges....”

Chap 3
Concealed Carry for Christians
“Should I carry? And if so, How shall I then carry? Can I shoot to wound? Or just carry the gun unloaded and fake it?” These questions must be answered before strapping on a sidearm...”’

I like me a good romance book-like.

Ah, England of the 1800’s. When ladies wore fancy dresses and lived in castles and burned with questions....


Dear Mr. Or Mrs. Agent or Editor

What if you were a twin and your family didn't want you because you were a girl? What if you
were the seventh cousin to the king of England? What will happen to Jezebel once she goes to live with one of the most notorious families in England? Will she be able to surrender her heart to the emotion of love or will she be scarred forever for what her parents did to her? And where is her twin brother while all this is happening?
These are the questions Jezebel Blake will have to face in my novel. Once she goes to live with the Clayton family she is instantly attracted to the oldest son who has just been named the Duke of
Whitmore after his father died in a horrific accident. She is also afraid that she will not be
accepted by society. Once all this starts going through her head she digs desperately for secrets to
these burning questions. Secrets that might be digging her own grave.